jackryanz:

atlas is so fucking creepy “hey can i buy your fetus so that i can train the fetus to follow my every command and kill his dad itll be great” who SAYS THAT 

fatfares:

Came across this sweatshirt on FOC and absolutely had to share it!

I hate hearing “You’re so pretty for a big girl.” Is that even a compliment? So, what you’re saying is that my beauty is conditional?
Anyway, I love that this sweatshirt is calling people out on that “compliment.” Any chance the sweatshirts have a big FU on the back? LOL

Also, how good do the models look? #flawless They’re so pretty. period. 

reallylameblog:

If you don’t like me please don’t pretend to like me. Also tell me you don’t like me so I don’t feel like an idiot thinking that we’re friends

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
"Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured."
Unknown  (via scrlett)

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

hippodude:

tittlywinkss:

awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

kcc0:

mooooonbear:

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That’s also why guys have nipples. 

wow i actually didn’t know that

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

Basic mammalian biology.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

genobreakers:

Please do not speak carelessly about wendigos as it can be extremely unsettling to people. Do not post pictures or artwork of it unless you’ve researched it and even then post it with extreme caution and respect.

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

thechillgatsby:

thorsies:

IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! 

SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

boundunbound:

This is important
boundunbound:

This is important
boundunbound:

This is important

boundunbound:

This is important

vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.
vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.
vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.
vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.
vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.
vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.
vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.
vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.
vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.
vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.

vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.

bogleech:

gritty-hemolymph:

fuckyeahaquaria:

White-Eyed Moray Eels | Gymnothorax thyrsoideus

(by Lea’s UW Photography)

They look so sillyoh gosh, ref

The most adorable precious thing about Moray Eels is how much it looks like they just have googly eyes that somebody peeled off their proper location and stuck back on their noses.

destiel-pie-sex:


Elsa + Defying Gravity [x]

I needed this
destiel-pie-sex:


Elsa + Defying Gravity [x]

I needed this
destiel-pie-sex:


Elsa + Defying Gravity [x]

I needed this
destiel-pie-sex:


Elsa + Defying Gravity [x]

I needed this
destiel-pie-sex:


Elsa + Defying Gravity [x]

I needed this
destiel-pie-sex:


Elsa + Defying Gravity [x]

I needed this
destiel-pie-sex:


Elsa + Defying Gravity [x]

I needed this
destiel-pie-sex:


Elsa + Defying Gravity [x]

I needed this

destiel-pie-sex:

Elsa + Defying Gravity [x]

I needed this

thatfunnyblog:

And this is how we should teach our daughters to respond to non wanted sexual advancements. I would’ve bought her an ice cream